Old Gods Only – No Soliciting Doormat - Funny Home Decor for Welcoming Guests with Attitude, Ideal for Housewarming, Birthdays, or Just Because, Entryway Mat, [...]

Knock knock... who's about to regret their life choices? This doormat lays it all out, no pamphlets, no pyramid schemes, and absolutely no modern nonsense. Violators will be sacrificed (politely, of course) to the Old Gods, because they appreciate a good offering and actually answer prayers.

Perfect for witches, pagans, heathens, and anyone tired of door-to-door drama. Protect your threshold with a touch of ancient intimidation and a whole lot of mat-titude.

Because this house doesn’t do small talk, or new gods.

Product features
- Made from eco-friendly grade-A coir fiber material
- Features anti-slip backing for safety
- Generous size of 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
- Ideal for outdoor use, enhancing your entryway
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.